1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,037 Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend... 2 00:00:03,071 --> 00:00:04,438 REBECCA: Greg, listen, 3 00:00:04,472 --> 00:00:05,439 I care about you. 4 00:00:05,473 --> 00:00:06,507 Tell me... 5 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:08,509 tell me how you feel, if you have any feelings. 6 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:11,145 I need-I need to-to take... 7 00:00:11,179 --> 00:00:13,047 I need to take a nap. Greg? 8 00:00:13,081 --> 00:00:14,548 Rebecca, no matter what I do... 9 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,018 ...I feel you with me. 10 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:22,790 Why don't you leave a few things here? 11 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:24,125 I have plenty of room. 12 00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:25,393 Just put it in one of my drawers. 13 00:00:27,128 --> 00:00:29,397 Is that Greg's sweatshirt? 14 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:31,332 I am looking for Greg. 15 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:32,600 I really need to find him. 16 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:34,602 I need to speak to your son, Greg. 17 00:00:34,635 --> 00:00:36,404 Look, there he is, there he is! 18 00:00:36,437 --> 00:00:38,572 Hi, I'm Greg, 19 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:40,574 and I'm an alcoholic. 20 00:00:40,608 --> 00:00:42,210 I'm addicted to her life. 21 00:00:42,243 --> 00:00:45,079 It's like I... did another fist full of blow. 22 00:00:45,113 --> 00:00:46,580 What's this? Okay, 23 00:00:46,614 --> 00:00:48,616 just a simple contract laying out the terms of our friendship. 24 00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:50,184 It stipulates that my services as a friend 25 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:51,452 exclude shenanigans. 26 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:53,354 There's just still something missing in my life. 27 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:56,090 I just-- and I don't know what it is. 28 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:02,263 GREG: Once I took my very first drink, 29 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:04,098 I felt bulletproof. 30 00:01:04,132 --> 00:01:07,201 For the first time in my life, I didn't care about anything. 31 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:08,769 About how people felt, about how I felt, 32 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:11,105 about what was going on with my mom and dad. 33 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:13,641 Alcohol became my shield. 34 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:15,276 And it worked. 35 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:18,179 At least I thought it worked until 27 days ago. 36 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,282 Thanks for bringing the donuts this week. 37 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:22,283 You bet, man. 38 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:24,152 And thank you for sharing, dude. 39 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:25,519 Oh, thanks, Guardrail. 40 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:26,787 "Guardrail," is that because 41 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,589 you were conceived on the open road, or... 42 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:29,857 Nah, my buddy Throttle gave me that name 43 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:32,360 because I was so overprotective of my coke. 44 00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:34,428 (chuckling): Those were the days. 45 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:35,896 So, things going okay? With me? 46 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,166 Yeah, weirdly enough, I'm doing all right. 47 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:39,833 Feel my feelings, yadda yadda. 48 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:42,236 I remember how good I felt when I first got sober. 49 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:44,138 Almost euphoric. Exactly. 50 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:45,539 Then I found it was just a phase. 51 00:01:45,573 --> 00:01:47,641 We call it the pink cloud. 52 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:49,877 When that went away, I had to deal with some rough stuff. 53 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:52,280 Listen, thank you for the indirect, 54 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:54,815 passive-aggressive warning, but I'm coming to the meetings, 55 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:57,185 I'm doing great. 56 00:01:57,218 --> 00:01:58,886 Hey, tell you what, how about I bring the donuts next time? 57 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:02,523 Uh, okay, cool. 58 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:04,425 You know we really love our donuts here. 59 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:05,659 I'm on it. 60 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:07,661 What could possibly stop me? 61 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:09,863 (humming) (door opening, closing) 62 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:11,265 (sings indistinctly) 63 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:12,700 Oh, hey, Josh! How was karate? 64 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:13,834 Were you the best one there? 65 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:14,935 Becks, the only person 66 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,170 I'm trying to be better than 67 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:17,805 is the person I was yesterday. 68 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:19,507 Mm. And today, I kicked 69 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:20,908 Yesterday Josh's ass! 70 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:21,909 Yeah, you did! 71 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:23,444 Oh. Oh! 72 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:25,313 (moans) 73 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:27,248 Mmm, what smells so good? 74 00:02:27,281 --> 00:02:28,416 Oh, I made you something. 75 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:30,784 It's called noodle kugel. 76 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:32,286 It's a Jewish thing. I figured, I don't know, 77 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,421 I've had your people's food. 78 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:34,555 You've never had my people's food. 79 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:35,556 It's delicious. 80 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:36,657 It's my bubbe's recipe. 81 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,226 Oh, bubbe would've hated you. 82 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:39,427 She was really racist. 83 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:41,729 It was a different time, but still... wrong. 84 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:42,930 Anyway, you hungry? 85 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:44,965 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know. 86 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,735 I had a sushi burrito after karate. 87 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:48,936 Oh, that's okay. 88 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:50,238 No worries. 89 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:51,572 See, that's what I love about you. 90 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:52,573 You love me? Love about you. 91 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:54,408 Love about me-- right, right, right, got it. 92 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:55,876 Like, I know that you're not gonna get mad at me, 93 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:57,678 because I didn't eat the Jewish noodles. 94 00:02:57,711 --> 00:02:59,313 We're independent. 95 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:00,748 You know, we come together when we want to, 96 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:03,717 and when we don't, we stay in our own lanes. 97 00:03:03,751 --> 00:03:05,553 Lanes, exactly! Exactly. 98 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:07,521 Uh, all right, so no kugel for now. 99 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:09,623 Do you want to watch a movie just like in a chilling 100 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:11,759 in own... lanes type of way? 101 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:12,960 It's just, I-I don't know. 102 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:14,328 Feel like I haven't seen you in a forever. 103 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:16,230 You've had a thing every night this week. 104 00:03:16,264 --> 00:03:18,232 (groans) I have plans. 105 00:03:18,266 --> 00:03:19,667 Football at Hector's house. 106 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,369 And I know how you hate football. 107 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:22,436 I don't hate football. 108 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:23,571 I-I get why it's fun, it just 109 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:25,839 kind of propagates the ideology of physical dominance 110 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,675 and the economic subjugation of the working poor. 111 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,810 Plus the concussions. It should be illegal, LOL. 112 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:31,445 (laughs) Um... 113 00:03:31,479 --> 00:03:32,380 What are you doing Friday? 114 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:33,781 Shoot, Friday I got a thing. 115 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:35,283 Just another guy thing. 116 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:37,451 But, Josh, that's the thing-- I love guy stuff. 117 00:03:37,485 --> 00:03:39,653 I'm, like, such a guy. 118 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:41,622 When I was a kid, people thought I was a guy all the time. 119 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:43,457 It turned out I had a hormone imbalance. 120 00:03:43,491 --> 00:03:45,793 It was a very, it was a very hard time. 121 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:48,562 But-but, yeah, I'm down to do whatever. 122 00:03:48,596 --> 00:03:50,698 What are you doing Friday, broseph? 123 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:52,733 Just going to a new place called The Paddle. 124 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:54,368 It's a Ping-Pong cocktaileria. 125 00:03:54,402 --> 00:03:55,403 It's pretty fun. 126 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:56,870 Wait, hold on a second. 127 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:57,971 Did you say Ping-Pong? 128 00:03:58,005 --> 00:03:59,006 (glissando chimes) 129 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:00,808 Josh, shut up. 130 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,343 Shut up. Shut your stupid face. 131 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:03,143 What...? No, 132 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:05,679 Josh, shut up! Shut up right now! 133 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:06,780 You know that 134 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:08,916 I was a teenage Ping-Pong champion. 135 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:11,385 I was the Junior Miss Table Tennis Champion 136 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:13,521 for the Eastern Northern Seaboard County District. 137 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:15,723 Seriously? The Junior Miss Table Tennis Champion 138 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,758 for the Eastern Northern Seaboard County District? 139 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:19,660 How do I not know that already? 140 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:22,029 I don't know. Maybe we should hang out more. 141 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:23,731 Maybe we should live together. (laughs) 142 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:24,865 (both laughing) 143 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:26,467 Oh... Oh, yeah. 144 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:27,668 Yeah, it's true. 145 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:28,936 This is great. 146 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:31,772 I mean, you should come by and give us a few pointers, then. 147 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:34,708 Oh, my God, I couldn't. I'm-I'm so rusty, but okay! 148 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:36,610 Cool. 149 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:39,647 Yeah. 150 00:04:41,415 --> 00:04:43,584 * I'm just a girl in love 151 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,553 * La-la-la, lovey-dove * 152 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:48,456 * I can't be held responsible for my actions * 153 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:49,823 * She's an ingenue * 154 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:51,859 * I have no underlying issues to address * 155 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:54,595 * I'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed * 156 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,464 * They say love makes you crazy * 157 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:58,699 * Therefore, you can't call her crazy * 158 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:00,701 * 'Cause when you call her crazy * 159 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:03,070 * You're just calling her in love. * 160 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:04,705 Blam! 161 00:05:08,776 --> 00:05:10,744 (elevator bell dings, indistinct chatter) 162 00:05:10,778 --> 00:05:12,780 Hello, men! 163 00:05:13,781 --> 00:05:14,882 What's with her? 164 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:16,617 I don't know, but I'll find out. 165 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,118 I'm her best friend. 166 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,853 Everyone knows that, right? 167 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:21,855 Everyone knows you say it. 168 00:05:21,889 --> 00:05:24,492 Same thing, right? 169 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:26,527 (mouse clicking) 170 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:32,666 Hey, babe. What's up? 171 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:33,901 Nothing. Never mind. 172 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:36,103 If I told you, 173 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:37,204 it would, you know, violate 174 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:39,773 the no-shenanigans clause of our friend contract. 175 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:41,942 Oh. But basically, I have to learn 176 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:43,411 how to be, like, a competition-level 177 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:44,645 Ping-Pong player in a day. 178 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,714 Wow. Okay. Anyways, listen... 179 00:05:48,616 --> 00:05:50,384 (gasps) You're not! I am. 180 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:53,053 (gasps) I'm applying to law school! 181 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:54,922 (screams) (laughing) 182 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:56,924 Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! (both laughing) 183 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:59,760 BOTH: Law school! Esquire! Esquire! 184 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,795 Paula! Paula! Esquire! Paula! 185 00:06:01,829 --> 00:06:04,064 Esquire... Paula. What word do you want to chant? Just let me know. 186 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:05,533 I can't choose. They're all awesome. 187 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:07,000 Okay, listen. It doesn't matter. 188 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:09,136 I need a letter of recommendation. 189 00:06:09,169 --> 00:06:11,772 Rebecca Nora Bunch, would you do me the honor? 190 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:13,941 Yes, yes, yes. A thousand times yes. 191 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:15,476 Oh. (laughs) (squeaks) 192 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:16,777 (laughs) 193 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:18,646 Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. 194 00:06:18,679 --> 00:06:20,080 Okay, I need that by Friday, okay? 195 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:22,115 I'll get it done today. Oh, God, Rebecca. 196 00:06:22,149 --> 00:06:24,985 Things are finally starting to happen for me. 197 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:26,454 You know? 198 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:28,422 I can't believe it. 199 00:06:28,456 --> 00:06:32,426 My dreams might actually come true. 200 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:35,696 You so deserve it. 201 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,698 (laughing) PAULA: Mm. 202 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,099 Okay. 203 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:41,735 (sighs) Oh. 204 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:46,974 (sighs) 205 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:51,979 * When I was a little girl 206 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:54,448 * I felt like a princess 207 00:06:54,482 --> 00:06:58,686 * So naive and full of hope 208 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:01,822 * I thought my dreams would come true * 209 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:04,157 * But then as I grew 210 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:06,660 * The world was all like 211 00:07:06,694 --> 00:07:08,462 (giggles) 212 00:07:08,496 --> 00:07:10,598 * Nope 213 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:12,866 But this time, maybe, 214 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:17,004 just maybe... 215 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:19,072 (birds singing) 216 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:24,177 * Maybe this dream won't lead to disgrace * 217 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:28,749 * Maybe this dream is in reach * 218 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:33,220 * Maybe this dream won't poop on my face * 219 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:37,991 * Like a seagull at the beach 220 00:07:38,025 --> 00:07:42,696 * Maybe this dream won't be like my wedding * 221 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:46,500 * The organ played "There Goes the Bride" * 222 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:48,001 I came back. 223 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:52,072 * Maybe this dream won't be like some maggots * 224 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:57,578 * Feasting on the rotting deer carcass of my pride * 225 00:07:57,611 --> 00:08:01,915 * Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh 226 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:06,520 * Maybe this dream won't be like my vibrator * 227 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:09,557 * Breaking when I need it most 228 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:10,924 * Tweedle deedle dee! * 229 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:15,663 * Maybe this dream won't be like Ebola * 230 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:18,666 * Eating the flesh of its host 231 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:20,801 * Tweedle deedle doo! * 232 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:23,070 * Maybe this dream won't be like * * Tweet-tweet, tweet-tweet * 233 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:25,172 * When I go running * Tweet, tweet, tweet * 234 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:27,240 * And I have to take a dump 235 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:29,677 * So I have to rush home 236 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:31,579 * Plus I also have my period 237 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:34,782 * So I have menstrual cramps plus dump cramps * 238 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:37,217 * And as I run frantically 239 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:39,553 * I pee just a little 240 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:41,589 * Because I've had two babies 241 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:43,857 * So by the time I get home 242 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:47,728 * My undies smell like a sewer rat * 243 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:55,168 * Maybe this dream won't be like that * 244 00:08:56,904 --> 00:09:04,044 * Maybe this dream will finally make me feel * 245 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:10,984 * Like I deserve 246 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:13,987 * A... 247 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:20,961 * Dream. 248 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,168 (sighs) 249 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:31,605 (phone ringing) 250 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:33,641 Paula Proctor. How may I help you? 251 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:40,714 No, don't even worry about it. It's my pleasure. Yeah. 252 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:41,982 Okay. Nope. Thank you. 253 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:47,921 Rebecca told me you're applying to law school. 254 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:49,189 Ee! And so... 255 00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:52,025 I took the liberty of writing you 256 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:53,694 * A recommendation. 257 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:55,062 Oh. 258 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,097 Well, um, here's the thing. 259 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,966 Rebecca's actually doing it for me, 260 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,267 'cause, I mean, we're besties. 261 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:02,102 So... Oh. My... Yeah. Yeah. 262 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:04,037 Of course. Of course. I understand. 263 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:06,139 I mean, you and I are best friends, and she's your bestie. 264 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,340 Whatever that is. 265 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:10,277 But you know what? If you need a second recommendation, 266 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:11,779 consider it done. 267 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:14,047 No. Here's the thing. I don't. 268 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:16,884 So, um, but, like, thank you. 269 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,018 Well, that's cool. That's cool. 270 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:20,220 I'll just hang on to this, and... 271 00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:21,722 you know, maybe do another draft, 272 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:23,290 another polish, as they say. 273 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:24,491 Okay. Yeah. Yeah. 274 00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:27,094 Yeah. Everything could always use a little improvement. 275 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,829 Just like a friendship. 276 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,363 (elevator bell dings) 277 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:33,400 Can I help you? Hi. 278 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:34,534 I'm Xiao Huang, 279 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:37,771 2016 San Gabriel Valley Junior Table Tennis Champion. 280 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,339 Do you know where I can find... 281 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:40,307 REBECCA: Ooh, ooh! That's mine! That's mine! 282 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,743 He's with me! He's with me! Hi, I'm Rebecca. 283 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:43,877 Hi. Do you need coffee 284 00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:45,679 before we get started? Espresso? No. 285 00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:47,681 I just think if it's really meant to be, 286 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:50,083 you don't need to manufacture some fake enthusiasm 287 00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:51,719 for Josh's hobby. 288 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:54,354 Isn't a relationship all about meeting in the middle? 289 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:57,891 Okay, Dr. Ruth, I'm paying you for Ping-Pong, 290 00:10:57,925 --> 00:11:00,260 not the hokey-pokey about the hanky-panky. 291 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:02,696 Oh, that's funny. Should I tweet that? 292 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:03,864 Let's just get back to Ping-Pong. 293 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:04,732 How do I hold the paddle? 294 00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,767 Do I hold it like this or like this? 295 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,035 You hold it like this. 296 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,737 No, wait, I look dumb. 297 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,438 I need to look hot. Can you do that? 298 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:14,174 Sexy Ping-Pong. Copy that. 299 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,408 Cool. 300 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:19,747 There he is. 301 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,414 Mr. Leaving Las Vegas, 302 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,050 but with an inspirational ending. 303 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,317 Kev, don't. 304 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,720 I get it. You want to downplay your courage. 305 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,055 I understand. 306 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,356 I'm just so proud of you, man. 307 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,358 You inspired me to quit kettle chips. 308 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:32,926 That's my gateway drug. 309 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,062 That's not a drug. It's a potato. 310 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:37,998 Also, you no longer have to serve alcoholic beverages. 311 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:41,301 And I've taken beer-battered shrimp off the menu. 312 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,470 Oh, God. 313 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,138 Hey, Greg. Heard you finally 314 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,339 figured out you're an alcoholic. 315 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,741 I'm happy for you. 316 00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,810 Thanks? Yeah, I had an ex-boyfriend 317 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,411 who went to rehab for his Oxy addiction. 318 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,280 Lot of ups and downs. 319 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,482 May he rest in peace. He died? 320 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:57,117 No, but I hope he does. 321 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,219 He stole a lot of 20s out of my purse. 322 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,254 Anyway, I'm pulling for you, buddy. 323 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:04,491 We all are. Guys, I appreciate your support, but can we just 324 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:07,995 do our jobs and not talk about this so much? 325 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,963 I understand. We should keep things normal. 326 00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:11,198 That's what we should do. Yeah. 327 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,167 Listen up, gang! 328 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,769 Be normal! 329 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:17,337 Greg does not want to treated differently 330 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,439 for his alcohol addiction! 331 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:20,974 So, be cool. 332 00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:22,475 Be cool. 333 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:24,978 Emergency meeting called by Serrano-- 334 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:26,179 what do you think it's about? 335 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:27,280 Did you tell him about you and Rebecca? 336 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:28,281 You said you were gonna. 337 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:30,150 I haven't seen him, no one has. 338 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,452 He hasn't been around. I will tell him 339 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,788 at some point. Gentlemen. 340 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,156 What do you think Serrano wants? 341 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,491 Uh, I don't know. Maybe we should ask him, 342 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:41,061 since he's right there. He's... 343 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,030 waving us over? 'Sup, man? 344 00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:44,497 You ghosted on us. Where you been? 345 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:45,498 Yeah, what's this meeting about? 346 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,267 Okay, guys, give him a break. 347 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:50,037 He's trying to tell us. Greg, whatever this is, 348 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:53,073 it concerns all of us. Or... right? 349 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:56,143 Y-You asked us all to come here because, uh, you... 350 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:59,479 I mean, you're not putting any one individual on blast, right? 351 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,014 Dude, 352 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,283 what? Shh! Let him talk. 353 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,018 Greg, you have the floor. 354 00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:06,153 Sit down, guys. 355 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,291 Here's the thing: I'm... 356 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,826 sorry I've been M.I.A. 357 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:15,028 And that I lied to you. 358 00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:18,265 My mom didn't have botched plastic surgery. 359 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,968 Though she did get her nose done recently and it looks amazing. 360 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,136 But the truth is, 361 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,538 I have been dealing with some things. 362 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:28,308 Like? 363 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:29,977 Like I got a DUI, 364 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,511 spent a night in jail, turns out I'm an alcoholic. 365 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,313 I've been going to meetings and I'm trying to stay sober. 366 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,315 That's it, bingo, bango, done. Beers? 367 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:37,584 Wow. 368 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:40,520 Wow, dude, this is... heavy. 369 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:43,156 I know. It's a shock, right? 370 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:44,291 Eh... 371 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,860 Or not a shock. 372 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:49,562 Yeah, no, not really. Sort of saw that coming. 373 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:50,931 I'm shocked. 374 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:54,067 A-And upset. Greg, I'm sorry. 375 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:55,936 I'm so... sorry. 376 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,037 I feel terrible. 377 00:13:57,070 --> 00:14:00,007 If I did anything to contribute to this in any way... 378 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,075 What? I-I... In... 379 00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:04,344 I was the one with the fake ID in high school. 380 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,914 At every party, I would dare you to drink the whole bottle 381 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:08,982 because I thought it was funny or something. 382 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,251 God, I don't know if I can live with myself anymore. 383 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,086 Weirdly, this isn't about you. 384 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,422 It's okay. Don't give Josh a hard time. 385 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:16,890 My sponsor, Guardrail-- 386 00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:19,092 that's his biker name. It's a long story. 387 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,260 He has a friend named Throttle. 388 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,628 It's a very colorful group of people. 389 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,663 I-I'm not supposed to say names, but I think 390 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,365 nicknames are okay, but just don't 391 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,500 tell any of your biker friends-- just cover our bases. 392 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,302 But anyway, Guardrail said 393 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:32,139 some people in my life would take it harder than others. 394 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,241 It's... it's all right, Josh. 395 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,977 No one caused this. 396 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:39,446 It's me. And I'm working on it. 397 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:42,115 Well, I'm proud of you. Cheers, Greg. 398 00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:43,650 Don't cheers an alcoholic, dumb-ass. 399 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,552 It's a light beer, idiot-ass. 400 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,520 White Josh is right. I-I don't think 401 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,122 we should be drinking around you. 402 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:50,557 No, it's okay. I... 403 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:51,992 You don't have the problem, I do. 404 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,995 You guys can drink, I can't. 405 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,663 Let me show you what I mean. 406 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,999 Come on. 407 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:01,001 (all exclaim) 408 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,503 (all laughing) 409 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:06,406 * Gather ye 'round and I'll tell you a tale * 410 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,341 * Of all the great times 411 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,443 * I've had with an ale 412 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,345 * There's joy and there's glory * 413 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,214 * More than you can think 414 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:17,985 * Yes, this is what happens to me when I drink * 415 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,454 * I pee my pants, my pants 416 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,223 * I pee my pants 417 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:26,726 * I get up from the bar to find pee on my pants * 418 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,595 * I say it's water 419 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,263 * But all it takes is a glance * 420 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:34,134 * For people to realize I peed my pants * 421 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,303 Wow, I did not know it was that bad. 422 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:40,073 * Yes, wine can be fun-- white, rosé and red * 423 00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:43,343 * Till I call up my boss, say I wish he was dead * 424 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:47,014 * Chase down the regret with some gin for good luck * 425 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:50,583 * Then steal my cousin Jim's landscaping truck * 426 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:54,487 * Drive home, then I puke on my cat, my cat * 427 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,123 * I puke on my cat 428 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:59,759 * I fall through the doorway and puke on my cat * 429 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:03,030 * Poor little Bruno did not expect that * 430 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:06,633 * I try for the toilet, but puke on my cat * 431 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,471 * While some can enjoy 432 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,606 * A scotch with a steak 433 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,775 * Or one glass of wine 434 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:19,112 * Then they're barely awake 435 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:20,347 * For me it's much different 436 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:23,483 * What happens when 437 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,485 * I try to have one 438 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,620 * It just turns into ten 439 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,222 * And then... 440 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,091 * I fly a plane 441 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,760 * A plane, I fly a plane 442 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,595 * I knock on the cockpit, shouting * 443 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,230 * "I'll fly this plane" 444 00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:40,667 * We emergency landed, the TSA came * 445 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:44,371 * Now I'm banned from Southwest 'cause I try to fly planes * 446 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:45,505 Everybody! 447 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,340 MEN: * He has sex with a bush 448 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:50,410 * A bush, he has sex with a bush * 449 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,179 That wasn't a woman? 450 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,746 MEN: * No, it was a bush 451 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:57,784 * It had twigs and leaves, 'cause it was a bush * 452 00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,519 * That's where that scar comes from * 453 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,121 * From sexing a bush 454 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:04,591 * But he's breaking the cycle and making a push * 455 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,260 * He's quitting his drinking 456 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,229 * And saving his pants 457 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,731 * And his cat and Southwest and Jim's truck * 458 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,466 * And my car * My car, too 459 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,569 * And the bush! 460 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,071 (cheering, applause) 461 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:20,240 I didn't do anything wrong. Yes! 462 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,309 Again, not about you. 463 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,311 (sighs) 464 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,379 Dear God, thank you for this boba. 465 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,548 Bless the hands that have rolled these tapioca balls. 466 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,817 Is that how boba is made? I'm not sure. 467 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:33,153 Don't you only say grace before a meal? 468 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,488 Boba is a drink that you eat. 469 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:36,856 Okay, dude, listen. 470 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,291 I'm in a rough place. 471 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,527 Greg is an alcoholic. 472 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,196 I can't tell him about me and Rebecca. 473 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,165 He's in such a fragile state. I... 474 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,599 I don't think he could handle it. 475 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,601 Okay, so... Now, I know what you're gonna say: 476 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,403 "Be honest, blah, blah, blah." 477 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:51,671 You know, "Jesus likes honesty, 478 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:52,739 blah, blah, blah." 479 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:55,208 But Jesus didn't have sex with his friend's ex. 480 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,443 I mean, not that I know of, anyway. 481 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:57,677 Maybe he did. I don't know. 482 00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,679 Josh, stop. 483 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:02,582 I think your impulse to not tell Greg is wise. 484 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:03,850 And mature. 485 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,385 What? No. 486 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,786 Thank you. Really? 487 00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,788 Telling Greg would be selfish. It would only alleviate 488 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,790 your own guilt, blah, blah, blah, 489 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,725 Which I guess is how I sound to you? 490 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:13,826 Mm-hmm. 491 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:16,229 Josh, you're right. 492 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,198 Greg has a lot on his plate right now. 493 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:19,432 Don't add to it. 494 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:20,733 Wow. 495 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,101 I'm right about this? 496 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:24,504 Great. Because I really 497 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:25,705 didn't want to tell him. 498 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,341 Uh, well, uh, you are gonna have a chance 499 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,743 to practice not telling him right now. 500 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:35,815 So... there's this thing in recovery 501 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:38,751 where you own up to your mistakes. 502 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,687 And I'm just starting to do that now, 503 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,589 and I know I need to start with you. 504 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,825 Oh, Greg, you do not have to do this. 505 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,860 Please, just let me get this out. 506 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,164 I am so sorry about the French fries. 507 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,433 What? 508 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,368 You know that time when we went out 509 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,504 after seeing your friend's terrible band, 510 00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,173 and you ordered French fries 511 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:03,643 and I ate all of them because I was wasted? 512 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:06,879 When I think of myself doing that, I am... 513 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,817 That was so selfish of me. 514 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,519 And I'm sorry. 515 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,254 Wow, I'm really glad 516 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,656 you reached out about that. You are? 517 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,525 No, I don't remember that at all, 518 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,460 but I will take your French fry apology 519 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,728 and apply it to other stuff. 520 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:24,531 Okay. That works. 521 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,433 Did he see me? 522 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,268 Mm-hmm. Yeah. He saw me? Okay, I'm gonna walk 523 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,670 right up to him, say a quick hello, and boom, I'm cool. 524 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,339 Yeah. Dude, this is gonna go great for you. 525 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:33,473 Yeah. 526 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,408 Oh, hey. 527 00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,877 Nice to see you guys. How are you? 528 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,979 Hey, man, we didn't get to talk much earlier. 529 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,781 I heard about you and Valencia-- that's rough. 530 00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:42,982 Where are you staying? 531 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,551 Wh... Where am I staying? 532 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,753 Where do I... 533 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,355 reside? 534 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,323 Where do you hang your hat? 535 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,558 Um... 536 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:52,759 um... 537 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,562 I have an Airbnb in Claremont. 538 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:58,431 It belongs to a celebrity. 539 00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:00,500 He uses it as his weekend house. 540 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,002 What celebrity weekends in Claremont? 541 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,638 Oh, I'm not supposed to tell anyone. I mean... 542 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,607 It's Josh Hutcherson, but you didn't hear that from me. 543 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:08,741 (chuckles) Yeah, he goes there 544 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:10,710 when he wants to feel down to earth, yeah. 545 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,312 Look, Josh, I know you're weirded out 546 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,646 by the whole alcoholic thing. 547 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,582 I know it's coming from a place of friendship. 548 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:16,849 Yeah. 549 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,519 Thank you. I... I think it's kind of nice. 550 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:24,457 (loudly): I slept with Rebecca! 551 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:26,393 Oh. There it is. 552 00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,461 I'm sorry, what? It was the night of the wedding 553 00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:29,862 and I'm so sorry. 554 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,365 You're really good at secrets, Josh. 555 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,533 You slept with Rebecca that night. 556 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:36,969 That makes sense. 557 00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,905 I was being a drunk jerk 558 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,274 and abandoned her by blacking out. 559 00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:42,542 I can't blame you guys. 560 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,511 I-I have to take responsibility... Okay, wait. 561 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:45,745 Before you forgive me, you should know 562 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,947 it wasn't just the one time. 563 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,649 It's been, uh... 564 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,684 (muttering) 565 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:56,923 More than once. Yeah, um, 566 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:59,426 it's been a lot of times, and I'm sort of staying with her. 567 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,894 And there is no celebrity Airbnb in Claremont. 568 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,430 I don't know famous people. I wish I did. 569 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:05,598 I mean, I sold a karaoke machine to Michael Madsen (whispers): Stop talking. 570 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:06,733 at Aloha once... 571 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,368 It's okay, Josh. It's cool. 572 00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:10,970 I don't need to know any more information. We're cool. 573 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,406 Oh, God. 574 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:17,710 I feel so much better. (chuckles) 575 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:19,446 Let's just put this behind us. 576 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,647 Okay? 577 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,881 Are you sure? 578 00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,516 Yes. 579 00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:31,057 Okay. 580 00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,625 Bye. 581 00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:35,395 Yeah. 582 00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:37,430 What a mess. 583 00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:40,066 Yeah. Good job. 584 00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:41,934 I'm sorry, did you just bro-hug 585 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:44,404 the guy that's sleeping with your ex-girlfriend? 586 00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:46,072 Yeah. 587 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:48,475 Okay, but you're, like, upset about it, right? 588 00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:49,942 You really liked Rebecca. 589 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,411 You dicked me over for her. 590 00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:52,745 It's, like, kind of important to me 591 00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:54,481 that you be upset about this, Greg. 592 00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:57,584 Listen, what Rebecca and I had together was an undefined thing, 593 00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:59,819 followed by a nightmare wedding date. 594 00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:01,821 And then I didn't call her for a month. 595 00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:05,658 Dude, you're getting sober-- you're not turning into a robot. 596 00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:07,860 It's okay to have feelings. 597 00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:09,862 It's fine. I'm okay. 598 00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:12,465 I'm, uh... I'm doing amazing. 599 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,100 Mm-hmm. I'm bringing donuts 600 00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:15,835 to my next meeting. I know that doesn't sound like a big deal, 601 00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:17,103 but it is. Oh, it is. 602 00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:19,472 So, I, um, actually have to go to work now. 603 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:20,540 I'm working a double. 604 00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:23,476 Yeah, but... Take care, Heather. 605 00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:28,114 * Whooptie freakin' do 606 00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:31,117 * My best friend is sleeping with my ex behind my back * 607 00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:32,819 * Who cares? 608 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,721 * I don't 609 00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:36,756 * But I could if I wanted... 610 00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:44,864 Hey. Oh. 611 00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:47,667 What are you doin'? Oh, 612 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,669 I'm just, uh, stretchin' for my private Ping-Pong lesson 613 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:51,638 in the conference room with an 11-year-old child. 614 00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:53,072 Of course. 615 00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:54,607 'Cause that makes perfect sense. 616 00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:56,643 Okay. Hey, listen, I just came in to remind you 617 00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:57,877 that today is Friday. 618 00:22:57,910 --> 00:23:00,146 Oh, thank God. Friday. TGIF. 619 00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:04,751 Oh! Full House, Family Matters, Step by Step. 620 00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:06,519 Okay, no, you were supposed to, um, 621 00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:08,721 give me that letter of recommendation by today. 622 00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:10,523 Oh. Right. 623 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:13,726 Oh, oh, oh, the letter, the letter, the letter. 624 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,928 Okay, can I get it to you tonight? 625 00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:17,930 At literally, like, 2:00 a.m. 626 00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:19,999 Can you submit it at 2:00 a.m.? 627 00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:22,469 Yes. Yep. 628 00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:24,070 Yeah, that's no problem at all. 629 00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:25,738 I mean, or, you know, I could... 630 00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:27,173 I could just use Darryl's letter, I guess. 631 00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:28,641 No. Oh, come on, 632 00:23:28,675 --> 00:23:30,076 don't use Darryl's letter. 633 00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:31,744 I mean, I love the guy, but, I mean, he can't even spell 634 00:23:31,778 --> 00:23:32,979 the word "separate." 635 00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:35,047 No, I'll do it, I'll do it. Okay. 636 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:36,616 I don't know, I'm just kind of getting the feeling 637 00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:38,885 that maybe you don't want to write the letter. 638 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,553 Oh, my God, no. You're hurting my heart. 639 00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:41,554 Of course I want to write it. 640 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:44,824 Ugh! But Xiao just got here 641 00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:45,925 and I don't want to be rude, 642 00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:47,694 because he's an 11-year-old child. 643 00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:49,562 But, Paula, I will write it, okay? 644 00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:53,666 I promise. I always keep my promises. 645 00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:55,468 (English accent): A Lannister always pays her debts. 646 00:23:55,502 --> 00:23:58,505 I just started on season one. So no spoilers. (grunts) 647 00:23:58,538 --> 00:23:59,539 Okay. 648 00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:03,943 Darryl, what were you doing? 649 00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:06,245 Ned Stark dies, by the way. 650 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:07,714 No, but he's the show. 651 00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:09,181 Don't get too used to Robb either. 652 00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:10,717 (gasps) No. 653 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:13,720 (groans) 654 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:15,855 You know what, 655 00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:17,857 you're getting a lot better at this. 656 00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:19,592 And do I... do I look hot? 657 00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:21,794 Uh, yeah? 658 00:24:21,828 --> 00:24:23,730 Thank you, young man. 659 00:24:23,763 --> 00:24:25,698 Oh, this is so great. 660 00:24:25,732 --> 00:24:27,133 'Cause when Josh sees that I'm good at Ping-Pong, 661 00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:29,736 he's gonna know that I'm cool and independent 662 00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:31,638 and he's gonna be really impressed. 663 00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:34,173 And I know exactly what he's gonna say to himself. 664 00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:36,843 (rock intro plays) 665 00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:39,946 * Whoa, yeah 666 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:42,214 * Okay 667 00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:43,883 * Hey! 668 00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:45,151 * Whoa 669 00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:48,955 * Bros, beer, sports! 670 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:52,859 * When she walked into the Ping-Pong hall * 671 00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:55,728 * Casually tossing a Ping-Pong ball * 672 00:24:55,762 --> 00:24:58,698 * I could tell she's the most perfect girl * 673 00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:00,299 * Who's ever existed 674 00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:02,535 * Dude! 675 00:25:02,569 --> 00:25:04,771 * Oh, man, look at her pong that ping * 676 00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:08,541 * When she plays, she doesn't care if anyone's watching * 677 00:25:08,575 --> 00:25:12,645 * She does it for herself and that puts my fears to rest * 678 00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:14,914 * Bro! 679 00:25:14,947 --> 00:25:16,716 * After each rally 680 00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:20,553 * She chugs beer instead of water * 681 00:25:20,587 --> 00:25:22,922 * She's so aloof, it borders on cold * 682 00:25:22,955 --> 00:25:27,259 * And that's what makes me want her * 683 00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:28,327 * Ping-Pong girl 684 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:31,063 * She's so independent 685 00:25:31,097 --> 00:25:33,933 * This fantasy beats out flight attendant * 686 00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:35,802 * She's playing Ping-Pong on her own terms * 687 00:25:35,835 --> 00:25:37,837 * So I'm the pursuer 688 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:39,071 * Pursuer * 689 00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:40,940 * Ping-Pong girl 690 00:25:40,973 --> 00:25:43,109 * Her forehand is a jet stream 691 00:25:43,142 --> 00:25:46,813 * And her backhand's right out of a sex dream * 692 00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:50,717 * And that's the best messy bun I've ever seen in the world * 693 00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:52,819 * My P-P-Ping-Pong girl 694 00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:56,088 * Girl, girl 695 00:25:56,122 --> 00:25:58,691 * Dudes sing these kinds of songs! * 696 00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:01,628 * Whoa, bro 697 00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:04,196 * Sega, jock itch! 698 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:05,998 * When she serves the ball 699 00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:07,700 * Look how she throws it 700 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:11,804 * She's so hot but she doesn't know it * 701 00:26:11,838 --> 00:26:15,141 * She probably just found that outfit laying around * 702 00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:17,376 * Like in the trash! * 703 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:20,046 * Look at her skill on the Ping-Pong... uh, court? * 704 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:23,282 * Nothing's hotter than a chick who's good at sports * 705 00:26:23,315 --> 00:26:25,685 * Whoa! She scored 1,000 points * 706 00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:26,552 * I think I love her 707 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:29,321 * That's a lot of points! * 708 00:26:29,355 --> 00:26:34,961 * Ping-Pong shows that she has control over her body * 709 00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:38,297 * But it doesn't threaten my masculinity * 710 00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:41,333 * Like basketball or hockey 711 00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:43,670 * Ping-Pong girl 712 00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:46,305 * She's like Serena or Venus 713 00:26:46,338 --> 00:26:49,175 * Just watching her swing affects my penis * 714 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:52,912 * You know, us dudes, we love to talk about our penises * 715 00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:54,013 * Our penises * 716 00:26:54,046 --> 00:26:56,048 * Ping-Pong girl 717 00:26:56,082 --> 00:26:57,950 * She's so indifferent 718 00:26:57,984 --> 00:27:00,953 * It makes me want a tangible commitment * 719 00:27:00,987 --> 00:27:05,124 * She and I should give a 30-year mortgage a whirl * 720 00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:08,160 * My P-P-Ping-Pong girl 721 00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:11,163 * Girl, girl 722 00:27:11,197 --> 00:27:12,331 * Girl 723 00:27:12,364 --> 00:27:13,900 * Marriage! 724 00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:16,402 * Girl, girl 725 00:27:16,435 --> 00:27:20,172 * Let's share a Costco card! 726 00:27:20,206 --> 00:27:22,074 * Girl, gir... 727 00:27:22,108 --> 00:27:23,676 (indistinct chatter) 728 00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:24,811 Up, one, 729 00:27:24,844 --> 00:27:25,544 two, three. 730 00:27:25,577 --> 00:27:28,347 One, two, three. One, two, three. 731 00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:30,049 One, two, three. 732 00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:31,017 (Ping-Pong ball clacking) 733 00:27:31,050 --> 00:27:32,919 Why are all my friends in love with this girl? 734 00:27:39,726 --> 00:27:40,793 SCOTT: So she's still working 735 00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:42,161 on the recommendation? 736 00:27:42,194 --> 00:27:44,030 Uh, yeah. But I'm... It's okay. 737 00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:45,364 She's gonna get it to me tonight. 738 00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:47,199 I mean, she's got a lot of work to do, okay? 739 00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:48,367 She's got a lot going on in her life. 740 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,936 She's busy. I mean, 741 00:27:49,969 --> 00:27:51,871 I shouldn't have asked her for such a big favor. 742 00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:54,340 What? I don't think it's such a big favor. 743 00:27:54,373 --> 00:27:56,075 I mean, after everything you've done for her... 744 00:27:56,108 --> 00:27:58,711 That she didn't ask for. She did ask you 745 00:27:58,745 --> 00:28:01,147 to throw a rock through a window and... Okay, okay. 746 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:03,816 Look, she's-she's young, she's confused... 747 00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:06,252 Wow, you are really making excuses for her. 748 00:28:06,285 --> 00:28:08,788 More than you would for our kids. That's 'cause she's better 749 00:28:08,821 --> 00:28:10,456 than our kids, Scott, okay? 750 00:28:10,489 --> 00:28:12,859 She didn't pull a knife on Aunt June, for starters. 751 00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:15,161 Paula, she owes you. 752 00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:16,162 Oh. 753 00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:17,496 Oh. No, no, no, no. 754 00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:19,165 Uh-uh. She does not owe me, okay? 755 00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:21,734 She is my friend, and she is busy. 756 00:28:21,768 --> 00:28:23,402 And, you know, I don't know, 757 00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:26,138 maybe she thinks this whole law school thing is dumb, okay? 758 00:28:26,172 --> 00:28:27,774 Maybe it is. I'm old. 759 00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:29,275 Maybe-maybe it's too late. 760 00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:31,443 Maybe-maybe this whole thing is dumb. 761 00:28:31,477 --> 00:28:32,879 It's not dumb! 762 00:28:32,912 --> 00:28:35,915 Your dreams are not dumb. 763 00:28:35,948 --> 00:28:37,817 And I know Rebecca doesn't think that. 764 00:28:37,850 --> 00:28:40,019 She's a very smart girl. 765 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:43,155 Ha. Suck my paddle, losers! All right, let Mama have some. 766 00:28:43,189 --> 00:28:44,356 Okay, no, no, Daddy's gonna take that one. 767 00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:47,026 Okay. All right, all right. Goldilocks wants some porridge. 768 00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:50,329 Okay. Oh... O-Okay, you got it. 769 00:28:50,362 --> 00:28:52,331 All right. Okay. Yep. (Ping-Pong ball clacking) 770 00:28:52,364 --> 00:28:54,834 I thought you said she was a champion. 771 00:28:54,867 --> 00:28:56,235 She did say she was rusty. 772 00:28:56,268 --> 00:28:57,503 Okay, attaboy! Attaboy, Xiao! 773 00:28:57,536 --> 00:28:59,305 Yeah, yeah. I'm with him, I'm with him! 774 00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:01,173 Dude, where's Greg? Yeah. 775 00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:03,475 He should be here by now. He's probably on his way. 776 00:29:03,509 --> 00:29:04,844 I'll get him a beer. 777 00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:07,146 Dude. What? 778 00:29:07,179 --> 00:29:08,247 I don't know the rules. 779 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,381 There's one rule. 780 00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:11,784 JOSH: You guys told Greg to come here? 781 00:29:11,818 --> 00:29:13,052 Tonight? 782 00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:14,186 Why would you do that? 783 00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:15,988 Why do you care? 784 00:29:16,889 --> 00:29:19,792 Oh, my God. You told him? 785 00:29:19,826 --> 00:29:21,060 You told me to tell him. 786 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:21,794 Tell him what? 787 00:29:21,828 --> 00:29:23,362 Josh and Rebecca are having sex 788 00:29:23,395 --> 00:29:25,932 and basically living together. What?! 789 00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:27,433 We're not living together. 790 00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:29,301 I'm just crashing at her apartment. 791 00:29:29,335 --> 00:29:30,436 Okay, you tell yourself that. 792 00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:31,938 Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold up. 793 00:29:31,971 --> 00:29:34,340 So Greg knows that you and Rebecca are together. 794 00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:35,541 Oh, no. 795 00:29:35,574 --> 00:29:37,910 Greg is probably freaking out. Is that why he's not here? 796 00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:39,946 He said he was gonna come here right after his meeting. 797 00:29:39,979 --> 00:29:40,947 He should be here. 798 00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:42,248 Yeah, where is he? 799 00:29:46,252 --> 00:29:48,821 Your boy never showed with the donuts. 800 00:29:48,855 --> 00:29:50,823 Shut up, Hubcap. 801 00:29:50,857 --> 00:29:52,524 You never put the new guy on donuts. 802 00:29:52,558 --> 00:29:54,260 Yeah, I know. 803 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:56,896 I thought he could handle it. 804 00:29:58,264 --> 00:30:00,466 Quick question. Let me just clear something up. 805 00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:04,470 You told Hector about you and Rebecca and not me? 806 00:30:04,503 --> 00:30:06,138 Why? 807 00:30:06,172 --> 00:30:08,107 Uh, you're a little judgy. 808 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:09,241 You're a lot judgy. 809 00:30:09,275 --> 00:30:10,576 You're like Judge Reinhold. 810 00:30:10,609 --> 00:30:11,944 Not a judge. 811 00:30:11,978 --> 00:30:13,112 Guys, I'm really starting to worry. 812 00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:14,246 He said he'd be here. 813 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,115 Drunk or not, Greg is prompt. 814 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:17,984 So, what do you guys think? I'm a little rusty 815 00:30:18,017 --> 00:30:20,019 from my Eastern Northern Seaboard County District days, 816 00:30:20,052 --> 00:30:21,387 but, you know, it's coming back to me. 817 00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:22,989 It's like riding a bicycle. What's wrong? 818 00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:25,457 Greg is supposed to be here. He's late. 819 00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:29,195 And the guys are worried he's drinking again, because... 820 00:30:29,228 --> 00:30:31,931 well, he's an alcoholic. 821 00:30:31,964 --> 00:30:33,866 I know. I'm not supposed to tell people, 822 00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:35,601 but this is an emergency. 823 00:30:35,634 --> 00:30:39,471 Uh, okay. What makes you think he's drinking again? 824 00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:43,876 Because I told him the truth about you and me. 825 00:30:43,910 --> 00:30:45,277 You did what? 826 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:55,621 Josh, you-you told Greg about us? 827 00:30:55,654 --> 00:30:58,257 Remember, you and I decided it was wrong to have sex, 828 00:30:58,290 --> 00:31:02,561 because Greg didn't know about us. Uh-huh. 829 00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:03,695 So when I found out about the alcoholic thing, 830 00:31:03,729 --> 00:31:07,499 I decided I was definitely not gonna tell Greg. Yeah. 831 00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:09,201 And then I told Greg. 832 00:31:09,235 --> 00:31:11,037 Oh. 833 00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:12,939 Okay, um... 834 00:31:12,972 --> 00:31:14,340 How did he take it? 835 00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:15,507 Guess not great, 836 00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:17,309 'cause he's disappeared. 837 00:31:17,343 --> 00:31:19,178 Yeah. Good job, you horny monsters. 838 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:20,579 Oh, I'm sorry. 839 00:31:20,612 --> 00:31:21,948 That sound judgy? 840 00:31:21,981 --> 00:31:23,182 Good. 841 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:24,583 Just, not now, Chiphunk. 842 00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:25,551 Chiphunk? 843 00:31:25,584 --> 00:31:27,954 She thinks you look like a giant buff chipmunk. 844 00:31:27,987 --> 00:31:29,321 I'll take it. 845 00:31:29,355 --> 00:31:31,490 Okay, maybe we're overreacting. Maybe Greg's fine. 846 00:31:31,523 --> 00:31:32,758 Yes. Yeah, yeah. 847 00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:34,493 He said he was fine, like, ten times. WHITE JOSH: Guys, guys. 848 00:31:34,526 --> 00:31:35,995 You know that when Greg says he's fine, 849 00:31:36,028 --> 00:31:37,296 that's when he's not fine. 850 00:31:37,329 --> 00:31:39,265 You know that. HECTOR: Maybe they're right. 851 00:31:39,298 --> 00:31:40,599 Maybe Greg is fine. 852 00:31:40,632 --> 00:31:42,668 He'll just have a few and sleep it off. 853 00:31:42,701 --> 00:31:44,403 One rule! 854 00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:46,672 Oh! That's the rule! 855 00:31:46,705 --> 00:31:48,140 Okay. Yeah. 856 00:31:48,174 --> 00:31:49,608 We should definitely find him right now. 857 00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:51,243 Home Base is closed. 858 00:31:51,277 --> 00:31:54,213 So if he's out there getting messed up and drinking again, 859 00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:56,615 he won't be there. I could try the beer garden on East Cameron. 860 00:31:56,648 --> 00:31:58,184 I'll try the gastropub on East Cameron. 861 00:31:58,217 --> 00:32:00,352 Should we carpool? Smart. 862 00:32:00,386 --> 00:32:01,988 Okay, okay. And where should I go? 863 00:32:02,021 --> 00:32:03,222 A-a-and where should I go? WHITE JOSH: No! 864 00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:04,690 Not you two. 865 00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:06,158 You stay away. 866 00:32:07,226 --> 00:32:09,361 (sighs) 867 00:32:09,395 --> 00:32:11,630 Well, I can stay here in case he shows up. 868 00:32:11,663 --> 00:32:13,399 That's smart. Thanks. 869 00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:15,167 I was a Boy Scout for years. 870 00:32:15,201 --> 00:32:17,436 I've got to go find him. I-I can't stay here. 871 00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:19,105 Well, how are you gonna do that? 872 00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:23,675 Paula, thank you so much for helping me find Greg. 873 00:32:23,709 --> 00:32:25,644 PAULA: And voilá! 874 00:32:25,677 --> 00:32:27,246 Wow! 875 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:30,082 Intuition. 876 00:32:48,334 --> 00:32:50,469 What are you doing here? 877 00:32:52,204 --> 00:32:54,640 Everyone's looking for you. 878 00:32:54,673 --> 00:32:56,208 Not me. 879 00:32:56,242 --> 00:32:57,576 I wasn't looking for you. 880 00:32:57,609 --> 00:32:59,511 I just like ducks. 881 00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:08,720 Look, I know you know about me and Josh. 882 00:33:08,754 --> 00:33:12,258 I'm sorry you found out the way you did. 883 00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:14,093 Um... 884 00:33:14,126 --> 00:33:17,029 I wanted to tell you myself, 885 00:33:17,063 --> 00:33:20,632 but I didn't know where you were. 886 00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:22,734 I got a single text from you 887 00:33:22,768 --> 00:33:26,738 and then you disappeared for a month. 888 00:33:27,739 --> 00:33:29,708 Yeah. 889 00:33:29,741 --> 00:33:31,610 I was embarrassed. 890 00:33:31,643 --> 00:33:35,047 I'm sure you heard. 891 00:33:35,081 --> 00:33:37,249 DUI, alcoholic, blah, blah, blah. 892 00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:38,517 I heard. Yeah. 893 00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:41,353 I'm... I'm sorry. 894 00:33:42,788 --> 00:33:45,224 I really have been doing a lot better. 895 00:33:47,626 --> 00:33:50,229 But then I heard about you and Chan. 896 00:33:50,262 --> 00:33:53,232 And... you had a drink? 897 00:33:53,265 --> 00:33:55,734 No, no. I didn't. I wanted to. 898 00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:57,736 I thought about it. I almost did. 899 00:33:57,769 --> 00:33:59,805 I picked out a drink, 900 00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:03,109 and a glass, and ice. 901 00:34:03,142 --> 00:34:07,613 And instead, I hit a wall. 902 00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:09,481 Literally. (gasps) 903 00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:10,849 Punched the hell out of a wall. Oh, my God. 904 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,218 Oh, ouch. Yeah. 905 00:34:12,251 --> 00:34:13,352 No, no. I'm okay. 906 00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:15,154 It's actually good. 907 00:34:15,187 --> 00:34:19,258 At least I didn't use alcohol to block an emotion. 908 00:34:22,494 --> 00:34:24,796 Look. 909 00:34:24,830 --> 00:34:27,266 At... the night of the wedding, 910 00:34:27,299 --> 00:34:30,136 you completely broke my heart, 911 00:34:30,169 --> 00:34:33,805 but that's no excuse for me to be sleeping 912 00:34:33,839 --> 00:34:36,775 with your best friend, and I'm so sorry. 913 00:34:36,808 --> 00:34:39,445 I don't need an apology from you. 914 00:34:39,478 --> 00:34:43,282 Rebecca, when I first met you, I said, 915 00:34:43,315 --> 00:34:47,119 "You're ignoring me, so you're obviously my type." 916 00:34:47,153 --> 00:34:49,555 I picked you because you weren't interested in me. 917 00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:52,124 (laughs) 918 00:34:52,158 --> 00:34:54,260 That's funny, because by the end of the wedding, 919 00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:55,827 you weren't interested in me. 920 00:34:55,861 --> 00:34:57,263 The funny thing is, 921 00:34:57,296 --> 00:35:01,200 and not "ha-ha" funny, sad funny, 922 00:35:01,233 --> 00:35:05,871 the reason I got a DUI was because I was driving over 923 00:35:05,904 --> 00:35:08,807 the next morning to tell you that I loved you. 924 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:13,145 But I blew my shot. 925 00:35:13,179 --> 00:35:16,215 And that's my fault. 926 00:35:16,248 --> 00:35:19,151 Life went on without me, and... 927 00:35:19,185 --> 00:35:22,488 You and Josh... 928 00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:25,157 You should be happy together. 929 00:35:25,191 --> 00:35:26,625 You're happy, right? 930 00:35:26,658 --> 00:35:29,495 And he treats you well? 931 00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:31,397 Um... 932 00:35:31,430 --> 00:35:33,432 Yes. 933 00:35:34,933 --> 00:35:37,803 Then everything worked out fine. 934 00:35:39,805 --> 00:35:42,308 Wow. You're like... 935 00:35:42,341 --> 00:35:45,844 you're like this new enlightened person. 936 00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:48,580 Not really; not yet. 937 00:35:48,614 --> 00:35:50,649 Someday, I hope. (chuckles) 938 00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:54,186 Hey! Rebecca. 939 00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:56,188 Sorry. I need a ride back to Torrance. 940 00:35:56,222 --> 00:35:58,857 Yeah. Hold on a second. 941 00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:01,227 Greg, this is Xiao. Hi. 942 00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:02,794 We are wearing matching outfits... 943 00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:04,396 Oh, no, no. I don't... 944 00:36:04,430 --> 00:36:05,731 I-I don't need to know. It's fine. 945 00:36:05,764 --> 00:36:06,765 Hi. Hi. 946 00:36:13,972 --> 00:36:15,707 Here's the letter you asked for. 947 00:36:15,741 --> 00:36:17,943 I should have written it the second you asked for it, 948 00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:19,978 so please forgive me 949 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:21,947 and my garbage self. 950 00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:25,284 Oh, Rebecca. 951 00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:28,520 You know that I thought for a second, maybe you thought, 952 00:36:28,554 --> 00:36:30,922 that me going to law school was ridiculous. 953 00:36:30,956 --> 00:36:32,658 What? 954 00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:33,825 No. 955 00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:35,727 No, no... Oh, no. 956 00:36:35,761 --> 00:36:38,697 I'm so sorry that you-you thought that for even a second. 957 00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:42,801 Paula, you are so brave. 958 00:36:42,834 --> 00:36:46,505 I had a conversation with someone recently-- 959 00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:47,973 it was Greg, it was last night, 960 00:36:48,006 --> 00:36:50,309 it was at a duck pond-- 961 00:36:50,342 --> 00:36:55,281 and it made me realize that changing your life is hard 962 00:36:55,314 --> 00:36:58,284 and you deserve support. 963 00:36:58,317 --> 00:37:00,352 I-I want to be there for you. 964 00:37:03,855 --> 00:37:05,791 Don't read it in front of me; I'll get embarrassed. 965 00:37:05,824 --> 00:37:08,494 Oh, my God. This is so sweet. 966 00:37:08,527 --> 00:37:09,795 Oh! 967 00:37:09,828 --> 00:37:11,463 Oh, the part... 968 00:37:11,497 --> 00:37:12,831 It's true. It's all true. 969 00:37:12,864 --> 00:37:14,866 You're the greatest person I've ever met. 970 00:37:16,402 --> 00:37:18,670 Cookie. Oh! 971 00:37:18,704 --> 00:37:20,739 This is a beautiful letter, 972 00:37:20,772 --> 00:37:22,474 and I will, 973 00:37:22,508 --> 00:37:24,343 I will treasure it forever. 974 00:37:25,477 --> 00:37:27,713 But I had to turn in Darryl's letter 975 00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:29,748 because he gave it to me on time. Oh, my God. 976 00:37:29,781 --> 00:37:31,850 I'm so sorry. You know what? Don't be. 977 00:37:31,883 --> 00:37:35,587 His letter was not terrible. 978 00:37:35,621 --> 00:37:37,923 Best friends for life. 979 00:37:37,956 --> 00:37:40,459 (clattering) 980 00:37:46,465 --> 00:37:48,734 What the hell are these? 981 00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:51,603 These are the most expensive donuts in the city. 982 00:37:51,637 --> 00:37:54,005 Gourmet donuts from the new place on East Cameron. 983 00:37:54,039 --> 00:37:56,041 (sighs) We like our usual place. 984 00:37:56,074 --> 00:37:58,977 And you got one dinosaur-shaped donut? 985 00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:01,046 What are we supposed to do with that, fight over it? 986 00:38:01,079 --> 00:38:02,781 I was trying to make it up to you. 987 00:38:02,814 --> 00:38:05,617 Next time, just get what you're supposed to get. 988 00:38:05,651 --> 00:38:08,487 Better yet, just show up. 989 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,556 I think I can do that. 990 00:38:10,589 --> 00:38:12,358 I hope I can. 991 00:38:12,391 --> 00:38:16,027 Now, let's split this adorable dinosaur before people see it. 992 00:38:16,061 --> 00:38:18,497 Oh, you get the butt. 993 00:38:18,530 --> 00:38:19,765 Yeah. 994 00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:22,768 (lasers shooting in game) 995 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,470 So he wasn't getting drunk. 996 00:38:24,503 --> 00:38:28,540 He was just sitting there on a bench with a box of donuts? 997 00:38:28,574 --> 00:38:31,443 Yeah. He was fine. 998 00:38:31,477 --> 00:38:33,479 He was great, actually. 999 00:38:33,512 --> 00:38:37,449 He's like-- he's learning to process things differently. 1000 00:38:37,483 --> 00:38:40,386 He actually seemed like he was in a great place. 1001 00:38:40,419 --> 00:38:41,787 Oh, whew. 1002 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:44,055 Man, I am so relieved. 1003 00:38:44,089 --> 00:38:45,691 That is so good. 1004 00:38:45,724 --> 00:38:47,058 So, uh, hey. 1005 00:38:47,092 --> 00:38:48,794 It-it all kind of worked out. 1006 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:50,028 Totally. 1007 00:38:50,061 --> 00:38:51,029 Hey, you said you love video games. 1008 00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:52,030 Do you want to get in here? 1009 00:38:52,063 --> 00:38:54,099 Um, I'm not feeling 1010 00:38:54,132 --> 00:38:56,535 the video games right now. 1011 00:38:56,568 --> 00:38:58,069 Actually, I lied to you. 1012 00:38:58,103 --> 00:38:59,938 I don't, I don't like video games. 1013 00:38:59,971 --> 00:39:02,474 Just like you lied about Ping-Pong? 1014 00:39:02,508 --> 00:39:05,110 (laughing): What was that about? 1015 00:39:06,412 --> 00:39:09,948 I was trying to spend time with you, Josh. 1016 00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:12,684 That's what the whole stupid Ping-Pong thing was about. 1017 00:39:12,718 --> 00:39:14,720 (sighs) 1018 00:39:14,753 --> 00:39:16,888 You know what, Josh? You live here. 1019 00:39:16,922 --> 00:39:19,491 You do, and you can tell yourself whatever, 1020 00:39:19,525 --> 00:39:23,462 but I deserve to be with someone who treats me well. 1021 00:39:23,495 --> 00:39:25,897 Okay. 1022 00:39:25,931 --> 00:39:27,999 Wow. 1023 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,736 Yeah. Whew. Wow. 1024 00:39:30,769 --> 00:39:31,837 Okay, yeah. 1025 00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:33,705 Yeah. 1026 00:39:33,739 --> 00:39:35,607 (sighs) 1027 00:39:48,153 --> 00:39:50,155 * 1028 00:40:10,509 --> 00:40:13,479 Captioning sponsored by CBS 1029 00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:16,482 And TOYOTA 1030 00:40:16,515 --> 00:40:18,517 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 1031 00:40:21,219 --> 00:40:22,621 Oh. Hi, ma'am. 1032 00:40:22,654 --> 00:40:23,722 Ma'am, excuse me. You're on the ball. 1033 00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:26,191 Just... no, it's right... Okay, so just move your foot 1034 00:40:26,224 --> 00:40:28,794 (laughing): this way-- this shouldn't be this hard; this is funny. 1035 00:40:28,827 --> 00:40:31,196 Okay, no. Your skirt is just so voluminous. 1036 00:40:31,229 --> 00:40:33,164 It's like you're in the 18th century. 1037 00:40:33,198 --> 00:40:34,500 I don't even know where the ball is any... 1038 00:40:34,533 --> 00:40:36,635 Oh! Okay. You kicked it. 1039 00:40:36,668 --> 00:40:37,869 Also, you're not wearing any underwear. 1040 00:40:37,903 --> 00:40:38,970 Have a great day. Okay. 1041 00:40:39,004 --> 00:40:40,839 Oh. 1042 00:40:41,807 --> 00:40:43,542 Hi. Sir, sir. 1043 00:40:43,575 --> 00:40:45,076 So... Oh! There's her underwear.